Ballsy Joke

Okay, for laughing purposes only:

A an old lady walks into a Bank with $100,000.00 and tells the President she wants to deposit all her money with his bank.  He's pleased but curious how she accumulated so much money.

"Oh I like to make bets." she replied.  "In fact, I'll bet you $50,000. that your testicles are square."

He laughed and said of course they weren't, but she persisted and asked, "Well if you're so positive, will you take my bet?"

"Sure, sure", he laughed.  He knew it would be impossible for her to win.

She agreed, and said she'd return at 10:00 a.m. the next morning with her attorney, just to have a wintess, keep it legal.

The bank president by this time had no problem at all and agreed,

That night, he became a little nervous.  He spent hours in front of the mirror examing his testicles, turning them over again and again, just fondling away until he was positive there was no way he could lose.

Next morning, in comes the old lady and her lawyer right on time.  In the president's office, he drops his pants to show her his testicles were, indeed, not square at all.  She asks, "Do you mind if I examine them to be certain?"

The bank president laughs and says, "Well, with that kind of money, why not?  Sure, go ahead, check all you need."

Then he notices the attorney banging his head on the wall, moaning,  He asked the lady what in the world was he doing?

"Oh him?  Well I bet him $100,000.00 that around 10.00 a.m. this morning I'd be fondling the balls of the president of this bank!"

Just goes to show, never be sure of anything ...

                         As usual, courtesy of Jerry - thanks bud!