A Colorful Entry

I am breaking my Lenten outfit to make this "colorful" entry

I have this gorgeous, brown-eyed girlfriend, with yellow-hair. She just bought a beautiful sexy red dress, which turned me green with envy. I ended up with the worst case of the blues all day, just wanted to fall into a black hole. But thankfully, my grey cells took over. I put on some peach lipstick, a lavender silk blouse and dark-pink skirt. Naturally, I slipped into teal heels. I went over to her off-white Mediterranean manse with the saffron trim, and pressed the navy doorbell. When a blue-haired butler answered, he escorted me into the old amber library, where I waited. I was admiring a lilac-colored vase, when she entered. She wore a limegreen jumpsuit with wheat-colored go-go boots. Her wig was orange with blue-green hoop earrings. She had on about an inch of heavy torquise eye-shadow, surrounded by kohl eyeliner, coral lipstick, and not-quite-matching nail polish.

And that's when I realized that no matter how richly colorful you are, you can't buy class.