Friday the 13th? Pshaw!

So this is the day we're supposed to be so a'feared of, eh?  A "bad luck" day, is that it?  HA!  I laugh at such things!  Hear that?  HA!

So what if I woke up at 4 in the morning with a monster headache and in the dark swallowed vitamins instead?  So what if I sat awake for hours waiting for my headache to cease before finally getting it right.  A mere nothing. 

So what if I made the world's most perfect cup of coffee then dropped it in the sink?  HA!  Coincidence, nothing more.

The water I spilled on my computer keyboard?  A mere bag of shells, as The Great One once mis-spoke.  And speaking of mis-speaking, big deal if I said "Corpus Crispy" instead of "Corpus Christi" when referring to a church in our area.  I doubt my sister noticed over the very bad phone connection - another coincidence.  I'm sure all that laughing was just because she was being tickled.  The fact that she was at work for USB means nothing, I tell you.  Rich bankers tickle their employees all the time, don't they?  Of course! 

So WHAT if I deleted ALL my cookies, forgetting I need about a dozen.  An accident, nothing more.  HA!

Now, the piece of paper that flew into my face as I took my daily walk I can't really explain, especially how it just WOULD NOT GET OFF ME!!  (Calm down Cath) N'ertheless?  HA!  Bad luck?  I laugh in your face - hahaha.  ha.....ha.

Is that a clump of my hair that just came off in my hand?  Hmm.  Interesting. 

These glasses, they always worked so well - why can't I see the keyboard clearly?  Odd ....

There's that friend with the SNEEZE for a Buddy Sound!! WHY did she PICK THAT ONE?!?  I've been MEANING to have a word with her - I keep saying "God bless you" it drives me NUTS!!  Okay, deep breath here ... it's only another day, nothing more.  Bad luck, my Aunt Fanny.

Why do people say that?  Does everyone have an Aunt Fanny?  I feel nauseous ... ok, ok.  This is crazy. 

Who said that? 

Did someone call me crazy?  Oh no I just heard a mirror break, I know I did!  Was it mine?  Should I check the place out?  Do I want to KNOW if I'm in for 7 years of....wait a minute, bad luck?  HA!  Again, I LAUGH IN YOUR FACE!

MY FACE!  It feels like leather!  What's happening to me, where's the moisterizer?!?

It's only 2:34 P.M., I better just lock the door and climb into bed.  Wait.  My bed.  They say everyone has dustmites in their mattress ... I can always just sit in my favorite chair - yeah!  That's it!  Ok, now I can move my computer over to my easy chair.  Why do they call it that anyway, there's nothing EASY about that chair!  My favorite chair?  I don't HAVE a favorite chair!  What the heck??  I feel even more nauseous ...

Windows is beeping at me.  Morse e-code.  What do they know?  It's a Microsoft conspiracy, I know it.  They can probably see me on the other side of this screen.  Yeah, that's it, that's how they do it.  Should I wave?  I better turn this off.  WAIT!  No, they'll know I turned it off, and hide behind my mirror - my mirror!!  It broke, didn't it?  Wait, I have another one.  Ok, ok, deep breathing, easy does it Cath you'll be fine.  Just another day, nothing to fear, all will be well .... I laugh in your face.  ha...ha...ha. 

I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR FOR LOVE OR MONEY!!!