Wednesday, September 13, 2006

"Cold Wave Linked To Temperature"

No kidding, that's an actual headline from 2005.  My friend sent me these, here's more - have a giggle:

"Panda Mating Fails: Vet Takes Over" (what a champ!) 

"Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant"

"War Dims Hope for Peace" (yea, could happen) 

"Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says"

"If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile"

"Is there a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?" (so sorry lol)

"Crack Found on Governor's Daughter" (got glue? lol)

"Police Campaign To Rundown Jaywalkers"

"Miners Refuse To Work After Death" (I would too!) 

"Couple Found Slain - Police Believe Foul-Play"

"Red Tape Holding Up New Bridge" (duct tape?) 

"Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge"

"New Study on Obesity Seeking Larger Group"

"Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft"

"Kids Make Nutritious Snacks"

"Local Dropouts Cut in Half" (yeouch!)

"Hospital Sued by Seven Foot Doctors" (tall, aren't they)

                                      and the final idiocy:

"Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery: Hundreds Dead"

Okay, that's enough lunacy - off to read the papers.   

 

 

 

 

 

 

15 comments:

barbpinion said...

Thanks, hon. Laughter is good for the soul.
Big hugs,
Barb- http://journals.aol.com/barbpinion/HEYLETSTALK

hugsdoodlewacky said...

((((((((((((((((((((((LUDDIE))))))))))))))))))))))))))Thanks for the laugh.Tell me your not the kind of person who watches news all te time?Ack.But that was funny.Hope all is well with you and have a nice night.

queenb8261 said...

Thanks for the good laugh.  I needed it.  
Hugs, Barb  

iiimagicxx said...

That is so funny. Would they attract more readers by making such mistakes? are they deliberate mistakes?? Love your comments,
Valerie
http://journals.aol.co.uk/iiimagicxx/surreality/

bobandkate said...

These headlines are so funny. Thank you for the giggles on this wet day!
Kate.
http://journals.aol.co.uk/bobandkate/AnAnalysisofLife/

luddie343 said...

From Cathy 2 Valerie:  No dear, these r actual headlines, you can see they didn't realize the double meaning, that's the funny part.  

stevietwain said...

ROFLMAO....They are HILARIOUS!!

My fave is the last one about the cemetary..LMAO!!

lv and hugs,

Stevie
xxx

hugsdoodlewacky said...

(((((((((((((((((((((LUDDIE))))))))))))))))))))))moring,hope your having a good day.You are so funny.Thanks for the comment.It made me smile and have a laugh.blessings to you.

bedazzzled1 said...

LMAO! Such blatant boo boos. It always surprises me that headlines such as those get past the editors of the newspapers.

Nikki

jemanser85 said...

Funny, the truly sad thing is a lot of people believe what the media says, lets hope some of these headlines weren't taken to heart by too many!!!!!

jmorancoyle said...

    Great post!
Jude
http://journals.aol.com/jmorancoyle/MyWay

nelishianatl said...

I found you over on Mandy's hugsdoodlewacky journal and stopped by to say hello.  I found this and it started my weekend with a great big smile.  I've put you on alerts and I will be back.  Take care.
Nelishia
http://journals.aol.com/nelishianatl/WISHINGANDHOPING/

lifes2odd said...

LOL!! These were good!
Martha

penniepooh said...

HOW FUNNY! I am still chuckling! :)
Hugs,
Penny

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