Friday, September 7, 2007

Conversation

Between me (Cathy) and my brother (Chris)

First posted April 26, 2007 - some of you will remember this - just for laughs.

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Chris looked at me. "I just had a cup of that new decaffinated stuff." he said.

"No", I retorted, "that's the condition of a cow who just gave birth. De-CALF-inated. See?"

Silence.

"What...?" Chris said. "And I suppose Russians get their milk from MosCOWS?! Loods, you're nuts."

"Yeah."

Chris started walking away.

"Awwww, don't be so cow-towed, Chris!" I yelled. He walked faster.

"So where ya going, huh? The mooo-vies?"

Now he kicked into a full run, stiffling giggles. I couldn't resist.

"Gee Chris, you're so mooo-dy." I shouted. "Come on, wait up! I can't mooo-ve as fast as you!"

Distinct sounds of laughter coming from Chris now. He started to slow down, finally stopping with his hands on his knees, head bent down, trying to catch his breath.

"You're an idiot, Cath." he managed.

"Yeah, I know."

Chris looked pensive. "Hey, write those down, and any more you can think of, I have a friend who loves stuff like that."

I thought about it. "Is he a COWboy?" I asked?

Moans from Chris. "No, he's a park supervisor."

"Does he look for moose? You know, MOO-se?" I asked with the devil's own smirk.

Chris turned from me, cupping his mouth.

"You think your COWboy friend herds MOO-se? What do they call guys like that, Mooseboys?" Chris's eyes were starting to water.

"Why would anyone need to herd Moose anyway? Why not owls? Say! If an owl got hit with an awl, would it hurt more?" I pondered. "What about a trowel?" I mused. "Why do owls hoot and wolves howl, do you think?" I looked straight at Chris.

He couldn't speak, his speech center was choked off by laughter.

"Howling owls, imagine ...." I said slowly, rubbing my chin.

Last I saw Chris, he was sitting at the table, writing something down.

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11 comments:

lanurseprn said...

I would have loved to be there just watching and listening to you both! LOL!
Pam

jmorancoyle said...

    I remember! It was a mooo-ving entry.
Jude
http://journals.aol.com/jmorancoyle/MyWay

gazker said...

Was the Moo...n shining when you said these?
Gaz ;-)

ma24179 said...

That is soooo funny....My sister and I come up with the most off the wall things like that all the time. That's my type of comedy!!! -Missy

valphish said...

OMG, Cathy, this is HYSTERICAL... this is the kind of banter we have in my family.  We are a family that LOVES words and word humor.  You and I should try this out sometime!  LOLOL  Ah, this gave me the biggest howl!  Thanks for my first laugh of the day! xox
http://journals.aol.com/valphish/ThereisaSeason

sassydee50 said...

Luddie~How funny! LOLOLOLOL! Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Sassy ;-)

http://journals.aol.com/sassydee50/SassysWORD

mutualaide said...

I do remember this posting and I remember laughing and thinking that perhaps Chris is right.   You're an idiot Cath ....

But not really, you're more of a jokester!

preciousone25 said...

Of course we remember, how could we forget..... LOL!!!  FUNNY!!!

Joann

princesssaurora said...

I did love this the first time and still do!

be well,
Dawn
http://journals.aol.com/princesssaurora/CarpeDiem/

rdautumnsage said...

You are a regular riot! Doc and I get into conversations like that constantly, until we end up giggling like school girls. Yeah, he does giggle like a school girl. I think that's what make it even more histerical. (Hugs) Indigo

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