(little repost from 9/21-06)
A much-needed laugh courtesy of my pal Winky:
So here's this trooper sitting on the side of the road to catch speeders. A cars sputters by at only 22 mph and he thinks, hey this is as dangerous as speeding. So he stops the car. The driver is a sweet, smiling old lady. Her passengers, however, are white-faced wide-eyed old ladies who appear very frightened. The trooper feels bad and explains to the driver that 22 is the Route, not the speed limit.
"O thank you, Officer!" says the driver.
Officer Nice can't help himself, he asks if everyone in back is alright.
"O they'll be alright in a minute. We just got off Route 127."