The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter Eggs.
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Oh and by the way, my memory's not as sharp as...my memory's not...okay, nice to see you.
It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker,
Don't think of it as getting hot flashes - that's just your "inner child" playing with matches.
Remember, you don't stop laughing because you grow old. It's the reverse which is true.
" THE SENILITY PRAYER "
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
====Courtesy of my Jerry