Saturday, September 23, 2006

Forgive Them, Father, They're Just Babes

Once again, my good pal Jerry sends me into gales of laughter with these funnies he finds.  These are things children said overheard by adults - mostly in school or church.  Only kids, eh?  Have a laugh: 

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A woman was teaching her 3-year old The Lord's Prayer, and one night she came in to see her daughter kneeling at the bed, saying, "And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some e-mail, Amen."

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Here's one 4-year old's version:  "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash into our baskets."

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A little boy was overheard praying, "And Lord, if You can't make me a better boy, don't worry cause I'm having a real good time like I am."

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Little girl explaining a commandment to the nun in school:  "Thou shall not take the covers off your neighbor's wife."

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It was kindergarten class, a little boy suddenly starting running around the room shouting, "I have a pain in my side, I think I'm going to have a wife o no!" 

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A nun overheard this one:  "Our Father who does art in heaven, Howard is his name ..."

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"And why are we supposed to be quiet in church?" asked the nun.  A bright little girl answered, "Because people are trying to sleep." 

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Thanks again, Jerry! 

 

 

 

 

18 comments:

hugsdoodlewacky said...

((((((((((((((((((((LUDDIE)))))))))))))))))))))))To funny,thanks for sharing.

seraphoflove9001 said...

LOL....Now thats what we all need right now is laughter! Thank you for sharing. :o)
Lisa

fisherkristina said...

These are hilarious!

Krissy
http://journals.aol.com/fisherkristina/SometimesIThink

barbpinion said...

LOL  Thanks so much for sharing these.
Hugs, love and prayers
Barb- http://journals.aol.com/barbpinion/HEYLETSTALK

siennastarr said...

These are so cute!  I've read them before, but they still bring a smile to my face!

Hugs
Jackie

queenb8261 said...

Good ones.
Barb  

poobigirl said...

So sweeeeeeeeet. Children are precious. These are so cute!!
Much love,
Luann

rayne1123 said...

this is so adorable!  thanks for sharing

lifes2odd said...

Very cute!
Martha :-)

xxroxymamaxx said...

LOL~!  Very cute. : )  Hugs and GBU, Shelly

lurkynat said...

cute! hugs,nat

swmpgrly said...

cute

cgferrer71 said...

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andie5987 said...

Very cute...lol...hope things are well
Andie

sugarsweet056 said...

Heard these before, always funny & makes me smile. {{}}
Sug

onestrangecat said...

soo cute.

Kathy

lanurseprn said...

LOL these are so funny!  Thanks for sharing them!
Pam

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