Forgive Them, Father, They're Just Babes

Once again, my good pal Jerry sends me into gales of laughter with these funnies he finds.  These are things children said overheard by adults - mostly in school or church.  Only kids, eh?  Have a laugh: 

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A woman was teaching her 3-year old The Lord's Prayer, and one night she came in to see her daughter kneeling at the bed, saying, "And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some e-mail, Amen."

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Here's one 4-year old's version:  "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash into our baskets."

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A little boy was overheard praying, "And Lord, if You can't make me a better boy, don't worry cause I'm having a real good time like I am."

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Little girl explaining a commandment to the nun in school:  "Thou shall not take the covers off your neighbor's wife."

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It was kindergarten class, a little boy suddenly starting running around the room shouting, "I have a pain in my side, I think I'm going to have a wife o no!" 

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A nun overheard this one:  "Our Father who does art in heaven, Howard is his name ..."

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"And why are we supposed to be quiet in church?" asked the nun.  A bright little girl answered, "Because people are trying to sleep." 

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Thanks again, Jerry!